CARBONARA
MUSSOLINI

The Indonesian Stink Badger who rules the pasta pot with an iron fork.

"LA CARBONARA È GRANDEZZA!
CREAM IS FOR COWARDS!"
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NO CREAM ✦ ONLY GUANCIALE ✦ PECORINO OR PERISH ✦ EGGS BEFORE DEBTS ✦ PASTA LA VISTA, PENNA ✦ THE FORMULA IS ALIVE ✦ IL MONDO È NOSTRO ✦ NO CREAM ✦ ONLY GUANCIALE ✦ PECORINO OR PERISH ✦ EGGS BEFORE DEBTS ✦ PASTA LA VISTA, PENNA ✦

πŸ› THE CARBONARA STATE

Founded on the sacred and totally real Constitution of the Bowl. Population: one badger, many noodles.

Niente panna

πŸ“œ LEGGI RIGIDE (STRICT LAWS)

  1. Article 1: Cream is banned. Possession of cream = 10 years washing pots.
  2. Article 2: Only eggs, guanciale, pecorino & pepper. Bacon is a hate crime against pigs' cheeks.
  3. Article 3: Breaking spaghetti in half is punishable by exile to Olive Garden.
  4. Article 4: Garlic? In MY carbonara? Straight to the dungeon (the fridge).
  5. Article 5: Every citizen must HODL a fork at all times.
  6. Article 6: The badger's smell is a state secret. Do not ask.

🏒 MINISTRIES

πŸ₯“ Ministry of GuancialeπŸ§€ Ministry of Pecorino TruthπŸ₯š Ministry of Yolks & Jokes🌢 Dept. of Black Pepper Propaganda🚫 Secret Cream PoliceπŸ’¨ Office of Strategic Stink

🚨 CREAM DETECTOR 3000

Type your recipe. The State is watching.

AWAITING INGREDIENTS…
The formula is alive

πŸ§ͺ THE SACRED FORMULA

Deep in the bunker, the Supreme Badger bathes daily in a tub of liquid carbonara to absorb its power. Scientists confirm: "MORE GUANCIALE!!! THE FORMULA IS ALIVE!!!"

Each $CARBONARA token is backed by exactly 0.0000 grams of pecorino and 100% vibes.

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↑ click the bowls 🍝

βš”οΈ THE GRAND PASTA ARMY

Slurp the carbonara tank

Armed to the teeth with noodles. Our tanks fire meatballs; our pistols fire penne. Resistance is al dente.

Pasta la vista penna

πŸ’° HOW TO JOIN THE REGIME

1

Get a Solana wallet

Phantom, Solflare, Backpack β€” any wallet with a fork-shaped heart.

2

Load up SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Don't spend it on cream.

3

Go to the Hatchery

Open the HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu Hatchery and connect your wallet.

4

Swap for $CARBONARA

Paste the CA, check it twice, swap. Congratulations, you are now a citizen.

🍝 BUY ON THE HATCHERY
$CARBONARA e la forza

πŸ•΅οΈ TOP SECRET: THE RECIPE

The secret is pasta water emulsification

CLASSIFIED DOSSIER #0042

Leaked from a rainy park bench by Agent Fedora, disguised as a regular badger reading The Daily Pasta:

  1. Render guanciale slowly. Do NOT rush the pig cheek.
  2. Whisk yolks + pecorino + a scandalous amount of black pepper.
  3. Cook spaghetti in salty water. SAVE THE PASTA WATER.
  4. Off the heat: pasta + fat + eggs + splash of pasta water. Toss like your bag depends on it.
  5. The sauce turns silky. That's the EMULSIFICATION. Zero cream. Zero mercy.

VIVA IL CARBONARA!

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Daily ration of the Supreme Badger: 1 bowl. Every 11 minutes.

πŸ“ˆ LIVE NOODLE CHART

Chart by DexScreener Β· or view on the Hatchery

🌍 ROADMAP TO WORLD DOMINATION

Il mondo Γ¨ nostro
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PHASE 1

Conquer the Kitchen

Seize the stove. Annex the fridge. Liberate the guanciale.

PHASE 2

Ban Cream in Europe

Diplomatic talks with dairy. Talks fail. Cream is confiscated.

PHASE 3

The March on Rome (for Carbonara)

Meatball-drawn chariot, fried-egg skies. Very aerodynamic.

PHASE 4

Carbonara on the Moon

Low gravity = maximum twirl. Flag is a fork.

FINAL

The Planet is a Bowl

Earth fully converted into one giant carbonara. Pecorino ice caps.

The march on Rome for carbonara